The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
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