Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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