How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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