Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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