come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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