suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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