She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
