apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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