He asked to "fluff my boner.."
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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