So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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