Me. At least after what I've been through.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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