Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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