WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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