i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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