maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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