is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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