Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
