it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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