i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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