did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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