he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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