my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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