are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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