What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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