Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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