I want to stick my p in your. b.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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