I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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