Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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