Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
