doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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