Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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