Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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