we're blogging at a bar
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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