Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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