She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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