i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
