Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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