I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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