i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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