theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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