New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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