Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I need moral support for this bender
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
