I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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