if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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