Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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