am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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