Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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