so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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