they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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