If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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